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Bluebeard
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He's our savior and he's fabulousssss!

Well, we've got Klaus Barbie as president. Why break up the set?

You moocher. You're what's wrong with this country.

Down, down, we go through the layers….

My upvotes are my own. You can pry them from my cold, dead hands. If people want their own upvotes they should walk barefoot through the snow to the comments section like I had to.

I need an iron lung because you've taken my breath away.

No, it's just a phallu-see.

They're too busy playing with their ding-a-lings.

I know your mom uses hot males. She calls me all the time.

It kinda looks like a clown to me.

But see-saws are fun! You have to try it at least once.

A lot of the RiffTrax shorts are really great too. The Baby Moose one may be my favorite.

Did you just honk?

To the phone unplugging thing; I think it was more that "Grandma" has no idea about cell phones and gadgets. She really was cleaning, it did come unplugged, and she didn't want to mess with in case she broke it.

I keep scrolling past the end of the article to get to the comments and then have to scroll right back up to hit the comment button. Bit annoying.

….They alive damn it!!!

And then when you hand it back to him he'd scream "You're hysterical and it's wet!" over and over.

Well, you did say you'd take her to the stars and back.

I don't think it can be properly rendered for a few more years. There are just too many pixels.