I think the proper term is Yester-gay.

My dad works for Nintendo.

Hooplehead cocksuckers cussin' up a storm in the comments. Show some decorum.

Hopefully it rains tomorrow in D.C. maybe Trump will pull a William Henry Harrison.

I got broken up with last week and my friends being the funny lads and lasses they are each bought me a bottle of whisky. We're going to have some drinks and laugh tonight. Happy holidays to all of you. Hopefully 2017 isn't such a dick.

Well, your Grandmother *was* incontinent.

I thought so. If I were tasked with trying to formulate a defense and my only tactics were to blame the victim or go with "consent lasts forever"; I feel like I'd just walk away.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I seem to remember reading that a big part of Parkers argument during the trial was that she had consented previously before that night. Apparently, the jury were idiots.

Ozzie and Harriet still beats Summer Wine in episodes and completely destroys Sunny. As much as I'm glad Sunny is still going on I feel there should be an asterisk by the record. Especially if Summer Wine's series count is being considered.

It's not. You're just in denial.

I'm doing Jack Higgins' Sean Dillon books. They're fun little pot-boilers.

You seem fun! Lets be friends.

Or flaky. I…I don't know what we're doing.

Be on the look out for hired goons El Santo.

Mel & Kristen Schaal were great together.

Pierce already made the joke last month. You just missed it.

"He's only famous because he got hit by a van. I like writers who aren't hit by vans."

The mattress one makes sense. The planes would've just bounced off.

As far as China goes it its thought that 90+% of the citizenry is lactose intolerant. China is also building/have built a 100,000 cox dairy farm for milk production, so who knows.

"Alfred Hitchcock Presents"