@Ayn:

I so-o-o wanted Foxx to turn to Adam and say, "Y'know, y'all remind me of my homie David Alan Grier as 'Cephus' with that screechy shit you do…" or something to that effect.

Try using your non-dominant hand next time; it'll feel like it's someone else…

The thing I'm left scratching my head over…
Is that Jamie Foxx went from doing the 'Ray' soundtrack to frigging 'BLAME IT'?!?!

Jeez, these look pretty freaking rough. Nicole Kidman looks more like that redhead from Head Of The Class…

Would Mirman suggest something along the lines of…
Getting bumped by the headliner, confronting them backstage, and popping 'em one in their ugly mug when they try to step to ya for the benefit of their fans?

Man, I always confuse Joe Mantegna with Alfred Molina for some reason. WTF?

Now, who wants to sleep with the fishes?
::YAAAAHHH!!!::
…Because I brought this Finding Nemo bedspread.

Another tip to opening bands:

On a side note, after a lot of recent exposure to Sesame Street, I find myself not nearly as concerned about Cookie Monster's diet and eating habits as his godawful speech impediment/poor syntax.

Um… there are OTHER types of rudders?!?

Just got "Zack and Miri" from On Demand this weekend, and now I can't get the image of Burger Kind and Mayor McCheese giving each other a Dutch Rudder out of my head.

If you absolutely MUST get married:

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and weak!

Satisfying?

Man, I can sympathize; I took a hit on the physical front as well; because Hodgkins basically whacks your lymph nodes, you're already immunosuppressed before chemo even starts. It wasn't recommended I spend much time out in public or engage in strenuous activity while undergoing treatment, so I ended up leading a…

Ah, sorry - that was a tad confusing. No, I don't have it now, but yes, I did have cancer.

@ 4S4SLB:

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@ Chubby Chaser: