I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that about cleaning the house. Actually it's more like a manor, isn't it?

Holy— I knew he was supposed to be on this season but I didn't even recognize Biney.

PLuPo calling Vanessa out on everything was amazing. I'm so glad she's back.

They actually managed to make him scary again (for me, at least). I expected Renfield to offer up his neck willingly or be under a seductive trance. I really like that he was pants-shittingly scared the whole time. And the way D's minions all fell to the ground and skittered away was great. I think I'm going to…

I found out my mom had to put our cat to sleep while I was at work. I wish I could say I was a teenager but I was in my late 20's and I ugly cried in front of EV-ER-Y-ONE.

This is seriously my first time hearing about all the animal deaths and now my stomach hurts and I feel like I need a night alone in a dark closet to recover. That movie was my jam.

Gurl, I haven't stopped rolling my eyes at your comments all day. It might be time to take a break from the internet. You're crabby.

Son, just tell Mrs. Alger that you like her. Pulling pigtails isn't going to cut it.

Fuck off and die.

Well, you were being a dick.

Someone has a crush on Mrs. Alger.

Slap yourself.

You know jack and shit about the music industry, huh? If she said no they would have dropped her right then and there.

No, you're just an asshole.

I do my part!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. You sweet, sweet summer child.

"Christians, Republicans and gun owners — all the people you need to bring about any kind of meaningful change"
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Your ass cancer or someone people care about?

I use this line while driving far too often.

Just go ahead and say the n-word like we all know you want to.