Recently I tried to rewatch The Grudge and I could not do it. I turned it on during the part where The Grudge (that's her name, right?) is skulking around the sister's apartment building. Usually I love watching horror movies when I'm home alone, but this time I totally chickened out.

Just what have you done?

What have you done about it??

What have you done about it?

I need proof it you're going to keep this up. What are you doing about it?

So what are you doing about it?

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO END IT?

So what are you doing to end genital mutilation?

What are you doing about genital mutilation, Ashleigh?

You are such a friggin millenial. I bet you can't wait to talk about this at brunch. Lindsay and Jaydyn are going to be so proud of you for sticking it to strangers on Disqus.

And this was the first episode where I was like, girl, no. I just don't like him.

It's good to see you're doing something about it.

Oh honey. Again.

No, she's a dumbass.

Oh honey.

Just pretend you're sleeping.

I realized that Danny Pudi kind of looks like Bronson Pinchot. So I kind of want this just to see Pudi as Balki.

What the fuck is this?

I have to rewatch The Omen sometime. I always felt so bad for Gregory Peck's character, but he was a bastard for doing that!

The main problem with modern society is our lack of turbans and caftans.