I really do like the scene where Damien is trying to get his cousin to join him in his crusade of evil.

I still believe he'll rise from the healing waters of Lake Minnetonka.

David Suchet likes to murder Bigfoots. Bigfeet. He tried to kill Harry, damnit!

It's too bad most of the people that watch Family Guy think, "she said yes eventually so it's not rape!"

Damn you! I never knew my life was missing this and now I'm sad.

If you haven't read Not My Father's Son then go right now and buy it and sit in your car and read it. It's so entertaining and heartbreaking and funny.

Let's just hope he got right with The Riz.

You're quite the self-aware pig.

Trope? You're a real piece of shit. And probably racist.

I would buy the biggest padlock I could find — and then beat him with it.

For a second I really thought they were going with the old "character says something dumb but threatening, gets kicked off flight". I'm really REALLY glad they didn't do that.

rolling my eyes at you

You had to ask that? You're a real asshole, aren't you?

The very first episode, The Cemetery, is another really good one.

Holy crap, I just found out the episode with Roddy McDowell and his butler Portifoy was the first ever episode. What a strong first!

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. Why it took me 30 years to read it, I'll never know. Next up is Bird Box by Josh Malerman.

Marty McFly lied to us.

Shit, the first Telltale TWD game was better then the show.

It had a few good ideas. But I haven't laughed so hard at an ending since The Mist.

I was like 8 when I saw The Fog and I so wanted to be Stevie when I grew up. I also wanted to be Joan from Romancing the Stone with her big apartment and her cat and those adorable bottles of liquor.