Of course you won't, dear.

I love this show and it's horror elements but it's never really scared me until last night. That is a nightmare.

No. It's certainly fucking not.

I want Lily to save Vanessa and not Ethan.

For men like Steven Johnson those two things are one in the same. He's a dick.

No. It doesn't.

You don't know shit about shit, do you?

I'd hope an immortal would find some hobbies. You'd go mad if you didn't.

Downvoted for using friend zone.

He did an amazing little thing with his leg before he turned around and left. So subtle but so weird and effective.

He'll show up at the very last second, and while Dracula is distracted by his glorious hair Ethan will rip out his throat.

That speech to Lily was the scariest thing I've ever seen on this show. I hope she breaks free and rips their nads off. Fuck that proper woman bullshit.

"Chicanery" would be a good one.

Ew. Don't ever say friend zone. It makes you look sad.

You don't actually know what a safe space is, so why don't you learn a thing or two before you open your big, shit-spewing mouth.

Go fellate a gun.

That's a real asshole thing to say.

"Make out king of my fraternity."
"MAKE OUT KING OF MY FRATERNITY."
You really should take a seat, son.

"HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON I AM!"
Just like those GOP fucks, you have no shame.

I love hateful people who cry when they get as good as they give. Go fuck yourself.