That is a sitcom trope that drives me so crazy. Why are you dragging something worth that much money all over town?!?! You had a safe place to leave it!

Also the impressive swearing Kris lays on the operator when she's trying to reach her ex.

Is that the one where he gets eaten by a shark?

Ms. Swan remains the least funny thing I've ever seen.

Did Supes die from bee stings?

Once again, FUCK OFF.

Ugh, fuck off.

Holy shit. I started crying just reading the reviews for Rosalie Lightning. It sounds beautiful and heartbreaking.

This made me laugh really hard, so thank you.

"But I can't masturbate to her anymore!… well, maybe if I try."
That's the gist of most of these comments.

I love - LOVE- "What You Waiting For", but I agree that everything else has been garbage.

I don't understand why everyone shits on Taylor Swift's lyrics for being juvenile when a 40-something year old woman is writing even worse lyrics. I love Gwen but she does not write lyrics like an adult woman.

"And Miss Stefani now looks like a woman that has been properly laid for the first time in her life."
EWWWWWWW. FUCKING EWWWWW DUDE. That is such a gross thing to say.

It's like those "look super close at this picture and you'll see the ghost— AAHHH WE MADE YOU JUMP!!!" things that were around years ago.

A boy I liked tried to teach me to salsa dance to Smooth. That was the end of that crush.

Same. At least the shark can't hypnotize you into jumping into the water.

I first read it as Paul Rudd and I was like, wow. Then I read it again and was like, oh.

Michael Keaton as the convict.

I used to tearfully tell telemarketers that my parents were in jail until Mom overheard me and told me to stop before they sent CPS to our house.

It says a lot about the person using it, doesn't it?