If I roll my eyes anymore they're going to fall out.

Ugh, just shut up already, Edgy McFuckstain.

"I want everyone to see how dense I am!" -Jeff R.

You're an asshole. Everyone else is not an asshole like you. Some people are, but don't get confused. You're the asshole here.

HEY. Some of us are in our late 30's.

I wanted to do a lunchtime poll so goddamn bad.

I watch it at least once a month and it is still awesome. The clothes. I know we're supposed to cringe at the fashions of the 80's, but Heather Duke's clothes were amazing once she became Heather Prime.

True. And I love the friends-as-soulmates story arc regardless of the genders, so I say bring it on!

Goddamnit you are insufferable.

Copy + paste. Copy + paste.

Gurl, you need something to fill your time other than trolling the internet.

Did you pull a muscle stretching so far?

You need a new hobby, sweetpea.

Oh my god, I loved her "where dis?"

Maybe you can whine some more about lesbians and other women (i.e. all of them) who don't want to fuck you.

You need help.

Go take your pills, Cookie.

Fuck off.

I had no idea it's pronounced jiff but I had the same reaction as the girls. There's no way I'm saying that.

Girl friends give each other those quick pecks all the time.