Alan Alda telling Abbi he loved her made my week. And I scared my cat when I scream/laughed when Abbi told Hillary she pegged.

Would you say there are a plethora of Negan?

AMC needs to give her her own show.

-Maggie head-butted that guy!

Damn, dog.

If they bring in the tiger I'm out.

And you don't have to be a twat to everyone.

I love this so much.

Go fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself.

Fuck. You.

Fuck you..

Fuck you.

Be ashamed of your stupidity. Be very ashamed.

Goddamnit. Come on, Dora.

They totally ripped off those Ensure commercials.

The animation is so ugly and the hot dog bun is so disturbing that I don't think I'll eat for a week.

I got a pixie a few months ago and I'm so mad at myself for not doing it sooner. It's so much easier and I don't think I've had a bad hair day yet.

There are few things more frustrating than finding a great pair of pants only to discover there are no pockets.

Which is a really silly thing to say, because doesn't everyone care about their haircut? Who wants a bad haircut?