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Remember in 70's and 80's movies women always had shoulder-length hair that had been hot-rolled and then brushed out with no product? Like Sally Field in Smoky & the Bandit. I feel like this is just the new version of that. And yes, I am bitter that I can do neither of those looks to my thin, straight hair. (But

I read that as Katy Perry Nights and was all sorts of confused.

Yup. And an ace bandage around the chest. Nope. No vaginas here, roving bands of rapists. Move along.

The 2nd time we played we made sure to treat Kenny like a rented mule. Fuck Kenny.

Lee was a better character than anyone on the tv show. I wish Lee was real.

Who gives a shit?

The Jimmy Fallon Show?

LOLOLOLOL. No. More like you're trying to convince yourself of something…

It's implication, dumbfuck.

I hope the person that told you that dies as quickly and as painfully as possible. And I'm not kidding. I'm tired of people like that and the world is better without them.

Because tying everyone up at gunpoint was all part of the plan.

Oh thank god. I was worried I wouldn't get to hear what your boner thought.

My ears start to hurt after 10 minutes. I don't know how people can wear them all day. I'll take a giant pair of padded headphones any day.

It is an aggressively annoying picture.

I always wondered why the god-botherers are so adamant about keeping people alive (like with Terri Schiavo). Like, your main man is up there waiting for you. You'd think they'd be racing to get up there.

Holy crap. As soon as I saw the poster on IMDB the memories of that movie came flooding back. I need to watch that again.

What about Amy Poehler and Will Ar— aww.

For a long time I thought All Dead was an early Mercury recording.

For a long time I thought it was Freddie singing All Dead.

Sophia gave shade that drag queens are still trying to master.