This is… this is just a dumb opinion.

I'm not suicidal, just idling insignificantly.

You're too young to be so miserable, kid.

It's almost like you can like both at once and not be a dick about it.

A supernatural 9 to 5 is exactly how I've always thought of it.

Everytime someone mention's Taylor's Bad Blood song I get confused and wonder why she covered Neil Sedaka.

He reminds me of zombie Michael Jackson from Thriller.

Hi, Monica! I just wanted you to know I loved Clown Girl!

It's so frustrating, because what do you even say to that? If a stranger has the nerve to talk about your tits, what else will he do if confronted?

I feel like women everywhere should hoist your mom on their shoulders Rudy-style.

That's what can be so terrifying about something as simple as being told to smile. We have no idea how someone is going to react if we tell them to leave us alone.

I've had one or two coworkers tell me to smile while I'm sitting at my desk. I've gone off on them, so it doesn't happen anymore. But, come on! Wouldn't I look like a goddamn psycho if I sat here alone with a smile on my face?

The worst part is sitting in the car afterwards, thinking of all the cool shit I should've said. But then again, if I do say that cool shit, I run the risk of an angry stranger screaming in my face (or worse).

Can I write a Hatesong about that picture? And just this guy in general?

GO BUY A DICTIONARY, FUCKASS.

I once had an argument with someone who didn't believe that "furl" was a word. He was an idiot, just like you.

Your black and white world must be so boring.

Well. Part of your name is right.

Thank you. Why else would you watch a horror movie?

Except for his blurb for the book Breed by Chase Novak. It was so bad I stopped reading about 10 pages in. I now give a healthy side-eye to anything King recommends.