Is toy people the new sheeple? Because you might want to go back to the drawing board on that one.

Oh you optimistic little flower. Trump waited with Carson because his ego wouldn't let someone else get more attention than him.

I thought for sure it was going to be this https://youtu.be/ov7aTXqMKfY

Funny enough, as a huge BFF fan, that's one of their few songs I don't like.

Liar. You don't have any teeth.

GET A FUCKING JOB, ALEX.

Don't be a dick about it.

You're drowning in an ocean of wrong, Johnny, but nice try.

Dude, did a drummer kill your dog or something? Get over it.

You'd be better off in the studio working on a better album than fighting on the internet.

No, we're all rolling our eyes at you.

I feel kind of bad for the bro scientist. Tom Hardy took his career.

Five paragraphs of bullshit so you can say, "just let me tell my sexist jokes, geez!"

You're a tiny, little baby, aren't you?

You think his comment was venting rage? Do you know what rage is?

You need to find more important things to get upset about.

I'm so sorry you can't use the n-word and rape with impugnity anymore. Goddamned women and minorites ruining all your fun.

You are ridiculous.

If you don't like criticism then stay off the internet, whinypants.

I just want you to know we all hate you.