Queen of the Night is your jam and we all know it.

I still watch it for Rizzo and that's about it. And Frankie Valli.

THANK YOU. Sandy should've done the Kangaroo Bop all over his stupid face.

I'll never forget see the guy I had a crush on skanking to Blondie's "One Way or Another". That crush didn't last past the first verse.

Next you're going to tell me that an animal hospital isn't full of dogs in scrubs and cats in surgical masks.

There are worse things she could do.

Skip it and go get some ice cream or something. I can't think of a single likeable character from any of his movies.

That wasn't a mistake, that was you being a twat, ya fucking twat.

I just found out Ernie Borgnine died and I want to run into the street and scream LINDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I've never blushed at a TV show. That was a first.

You forgot to put it in a garbage can and cover it with rocks and then when your neighbor's dad finds it and starts yelling you blame his older brother.

You watched with your mom too?

Whatever, cracker.

You're really hyped on sleeping with teenagers.

I loved when he dropped the sandwich then looked around to make sure no one was watching before he picked it up and ate it.

He's really good in those Lowe's commercials.

Sexism and racism are easy marks for lazy comedians. If you can't write a joke better than my grandpa then you need to take a seat.

FUUUUCK that character.

Just don't go under the boardwalk.

"He died as he lived: of chicanery."