It really bothers me when they try to cut off Carl's clown hair and it actually hurts him.

This was on Chiller the other day and the people trapped in cotton candy cocoons are still just as disturbing.

I think Turd Factory would be a better stomach tattoo.

"I wasn't as good as my peers but I'm good enough to criticize a well-regarded dancer."

Next time just rub one out and skip the comment.

SHUT UP AND GO SHOVEL SOME FUCKING SNOW.

THEN STOP CLICKING ON THE ARTICLES AND GO SHOVEL SNOW.

I really liked her cover of Heroes from the same season.

Oh man, you want to see a hilarious idiot? Reread your comments.

You know, constantly insulting those you disagree with shows a lack of intelligence. *checks comment history, sees your conservative slant* Never mind. You're doing the best you can, poor dear.

Oh thank heavens. I was worried we wouldn't get to hear what a guy on the AV Club thought about a woman's looks.

My dad even had the cut. We were all glad that was the extent of his mid-life crisis.

I've been imagining Bowie slow-motion walking into heaven to QB.

"Skinny jeans are out, fringe is in, ponchoes are forever. Write it down."

They're amazing!

Dormer's voice in the trailers reminds me a lot of Maggie's voice.

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. You should have a sitcom.

Welcome to the circle, fucko.

How do you see what you're typing through all your tears, poppet?

"I guess I'm a white loser at a keyboard living in his mom's basement right?"
Shit, at least you admit it.