I usually don't mind found footage but I couldn't keep anything in this episode straight. It was too dark and shaky.

I want to dip my balls in him.

"There's never been a single woman alive with short hair who responded to my advances."

I felt like I missed an episode or something. They could've at least shown a few furtive glances between the two over the last few episodes.

Someone sounds jealous. And stupid. Very, very stupid.

With the brain of a fucking earthworm. Seriously. You're very dumb.

Oh honey. Stupid isn't a good look for you.

The guy can really tell a story. I was quite entertained by him.

Abraham's death bothered me so much. The way he kept trying to finish his thought…

I will never not laugh at this when I see it.

I liked when everyone thought Ethan Embry was an asshole for wanting to go over Rick's plan more than once.

I think it could've been interesting if Negan the character was more than just a swear-machine.

I had to stop reading. Negan was bad, but there was a guy with a tiger for a pet. A tiger for a pet during the apocalypse. And people still respected him.

I always wanted someone to blow their own head off while Negan was speaking. "OH MY GOD, ENOUGH ALREADY."

Maybe we'll get a flashback on how Rick escapes, but I couldn't help feeling like that was some Dexter-level shenanigans right there.

The kids these days buy crazily overpriced Polaroid cameras and film so they can take pictures of those pictures and then post the pictures to Instagram.

I love that one. "I'd do it drunk, at a wedding."

So I guess you want me to paint that chair, eh?

This is adorable.