I remember always rushing past the box for Magic at the video store because of the dummy on the front.

The video of "Just" always gave me the creeps.

I can't watch Cujo. I can barely watch the scene from The Thing with the dogs.

You just say that because people like animals that lick their own buttholes better than they like you.

That frog was what started my phobia. I saw it on a nature doc at least 20 years ago and I never managed to drink it away.

I was watching a video from the recent sink hole in Austrialia and it showed someone's RV under the water and I nearly threw up. Sink holes and blue holes are nightmares come true, but seeing something the sink hole had "claimed" was so much scarier than I expected.

That's what started my phobia!

For real! Get some Johnson's No More Tears on that kid's head.

Yeah, that baby voice is killing me.

I'd like a crossover episode where they meet Sam and Dean from Supernatural and murder them.

I was embarrassed for him last week when he was supposed to be crying.

I'm quoting another AV Clubber, but it would've be AHS if the characters weren't the worst at their jobs.

I liked that right after he said he isn't in contact with his kids, Iris told him, "you're so brave."

I can't wait until the last 4 episodes when they introduce an entirely new character. Then they'll use 2 of those episodes to focus on the new character before they disappear completely.

I could've watched an entire episode of The Countess and Liz Taylor. There was real warmth between them.

No, they stood up for themselves just fine. They stood up and opened their racists mouths and that's why they're a joke.

He had that staff too. He could've used it to push the zombie back a few feet, slap Morgan and say "try again".

Agreed. I almost cried when Tabitha got it. It was really well done.

And they will all miss the point of it.

Dad rock and songs that belong in sports drink/deodorant commercials.