*knocks over trash can* LET'S BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN!!

"There is more than one Shadow Man." That episode blew my young mind!

A coworker was listening to Rush Limbaugh during his lunch (still in the office) and I told him either to shut it off or put on headphones. Rush Limbaugh is not appropriate for the office. (He's not appropriate for anything. Maybe as a pinata.)

I had a coworker who would always say, "I'm going to go blow a f**" because he knows I have gay friends and I don't appreciate the word. He would look so goddamned self-satisfied. Thankfully he doesn't work here anymore. I kind of hope he's dead.

Please don't give the internet anymore ideas.

Piranha 3D forevah.

I love Krakauer's books but I still can't get through Banner of Heaven. I get through a few pages and get so angry that I have to put it down. Just write some more mountain climbing books, John, geez!

It had some real promise (the squiggly lines for eyes freaked me out) and then it seemed to get bogged down in cliches. Damaged young girlfriend, collection of morbid memorabelia and the names of those fucking dogs. Angus and Bon? Really, Joe?
That said, I think 20th Century Ghosts is superior to his novels. Pop…

There's a CA assemblywoman saying the drought is caused by abortions. I'm so tired of trying to be reasonable when it comes to those people. I want that bitch to suffer for her stupidity and lies.

Yours lasts until Sunday?!

And the places that are interesting never last in suburban areas.

Sister and I had a lot of fun acting that one out.

"Eaten Alive" by Diana Ross. It even has a chomping noise in the end!

"The whole crowd is making the Loser sign at us! They must want us to play it again!"

*straps on her knee cymbals*
Let's do this.

That crazy ass drum breakdown makes me happy.

LOVE IT.

"What Can You Lose?" with Mandy P. was a lovely song.

"This Used to Be My Playground" kicks me in the ladyballs everytime I hear it.

I need to know everything I can about Grease 2.