Know your master, beast.
*soils knickers*

I'd like to see John Clare come after Dorian and have Dorian react by seducing him. I'm kind of sad we didn't see Mr. Lyle and Dorian interact last week at the ball. I feel like Lyle would be absolutely vanquished by the beautiful and flirty Dorian.

YES. Her smile as she turned away from Victor said, "I totally just played you."

I expected him to wait until wolf o'clock and then go after that guy.

I've never wanted a wardrobe so bad as I want Vanessa's. I want to learn to sew so I can make that amazing scarf she wore while learning to shoot.

Are you sure this comment isn't a product of your female hysteria?

I loved the clothes in this episode. Her coats and his sweater were to die for. And that scarf she wore while learning to shoot. I need to learn how to sew so I can make that. I usually don't notice costuming, but between this show and Hannibal I can't help it.

Eva and Bebe Neuwirth should have a contest to see whose skin is most translucent.

I didn't think Hartnett would stand a chance against the other actors on this show. I definitely thought Eva Green would act circles around him. I'm pleasantly surprised with his performance.

This is some good trolling right here.

It would be like hanging out with Rust Cole.

Inspirational pop makes me so irrationally angry.

Right? Considering that CRJ song is way more repetitive. "I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like you." Really?

(That's not what white knighting means.)

I hated this article so much that I will never watch their movies.

I stopped reading when they couldn't even articulate why they hated the song. "We just, like, do!" Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but I was really annoyed by these two and made a blood oath to never watch their movies.

Goddamnit that was annoying.

After watching this episode I dreamt that Hannibal came to stay with me and at one point he got drunk and was playing with that horrifying stag like it was a dog. Best. Dream. Ever.

I read "Red Savage" as "Rad Savage" and now I'm going to change my Facebook name.

I could watch a whole movie of just David doing his thing.