Yeah, I never really got him and Grace together, even though I loved that they let him be goofy. He's always good at goofy.

I love Hope Floats and I will never ever apologize for that. "You stink, Justin Matisse!"

I get it! Because you think she's ugly! What a fresh and original joke!

We had like one day of sex-ed sophomore year, given by the gym teacher. He ended up putting me and a friend in a corner for reasons I can't recall. We might have been quoting Snoop Dogg.

DUDE. Quit being a dick all over the comments.

I feel like he should have been sheepish when he mentioned that. Maybe followed by muttered "sorry".

I've never liked him for shallow reasons. When Singled Out was on I was told by several people I resemble him. That's not a cool thing for a teenage girl to hear.

Everything should always circle back to this song.

I totally forgot about that older brother! I think he was a recovering addict and that's why they freaked out?

That actually sounds like the recent SNL book I read. It was good for awhile and then the last 30 pages were just various cast members jerking off Lorne.

I remember stepping in dog shit the day I went to see this movie. So that's all I can think of when it comes to Jurassic Park.

How else is he going to let us know how edgy he is if he doesn't call someone a gay?

FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT!
Run, guys! The principal is coming!

Wow. Jesus is not as chill as we've been lead to believe.

Not even Fight Club ruining Jared Leto's face? That's my happy place.

I remember the boss lady saying someone was "wet behind the ears." I'm still not sure what that means but for years I payed special attention to the backs of my ears when drying off.

I remember getting in trouble by accidentally saying "he's a fucky kind of Tut" instead of "funky".

I will never tire of exclaiming "It's Rex Manning Day!" when I'm in a good mood.

I miss mostly-bugless Denver. We never even had screens on our windows. We had moths and that was it. Now I'm in an old house in the midwest that I share with thousand-leggers. I do a lot of screaming.

I have a feeling you say this about women a lot — and it's never been true.