He's like a marionette come to life.

No one cares.

She should be in everything. Next time Hollywood wants to give a comedy role to Jennifer Aniston they should give it to KT instead.

I've been really impressed with the casting on this show. Everyone is so perfect for their part.

For a second I thought it was a really weird/mean way of telling us that Che is out and Moynihan was in.

Wow. This post is pretty fucking pathetic.

I haven't laughed so hard at SNL in years. Wishin' Boot should be a cast member next season.

The boot on the prison phone killed me. I loved Wishin' Boot.

I was embarrassed for everyone involved.

WITH SHAGGY HAIR!

Hannibal was unshaven and in a leather jacket. My mind is already blown.

4.) The dogs are all teenagers in boarding school now.
(I may need to lay off the soap operas.)

No, bud. Just you and the other racists.

I HAVE. Granted this was pre-911 and the airport was practically deserted and I wasn't stupid enough to ride it all the way into the back. And if I got in trouble I was young enough that I could blame my parents (who totally egged me on).

I loooooove Castle. The modern reader will see where the story is going right away, but I think the journey is worth it.

You should read Lullaby. I love the premise of it. It's a little messy but it's crazy and fun. Invisible Monsters is probably my favorite of his. I read it after a car accident that left me with chin stitches and pain meds, so I may have over-identified with the main character.

But to me she's like a giant baby who smokes and says shit a lot.

The happiest day of my life was when I got to use that line. And it was true!

For the first half of Our Idiot Brother I kept wondering when Parker Posey was going to tell everyone in that awful family to fuck off.

I love the bridge of Something, but the rest of the song is a slog.