And the bear would get a backstory.

I just want people to stop singing Unchained Melody and acting like they're so deep. That song is so goddamn boring.

He can take over Rick's leadership position and they can call him Captain Morgan.

Plus, who looks at filthy, crazy-eyed Rick Grimes and thinks, "here's someone I should push"?

Dawn had a lot of balls telling Rick that Noah had to stay. Why anyone would look at Rick and think, "here's someone I should push" is beyond me.

"Where's Glenn? I have to find Glenn. I'm not going anywhere without Glenn. GlennGlennGlennGlennGlenn. Beth's gone?" *shrug*

I was really hoping we'd see in Carol's backstory that they met up.

I follow Norman Redus on Instagram and it really looks like he doesn't have to do much to get into costume.

I love Matt Smith and think he's a super cutie but this made me laugh so goddamn hard.

God, I hated Lindsey. I laughed so hard when he opened his closet and stared at his guitar.

I'd rather have him question his capacity for goodness than to show the whole message board what a fucking jerk he is like you're doing.

And just what the fuck are you doing, Mother Teresa?

I don't know why people can't just say "let's take a picture."
ETA: That's what I get for not scrolling down. I look like a gosh darn copycat.

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If I remember correctly the zombie sees himself in a car window and shoots himself. I too thought that was pretty dumb.

Agreed. The main guy was did an amazing impression of the douche from Ghost Adventures.

Remember that creepy teaser they did where all those women were levitating? That was cooler than pretty much anything they did during the season.

And they did it again with Twisty. AHS has a tendency to introduce a truly terrifying character and then completely undermine that terror.

Agreed. Paulson has been one of my favorite AHS players, but I feel like Dot and Bette bring the show to a grinding halt whenever they're on.

Bruiser, why are you pulling my dick?

Word. Horror is my favorite genre but I'll sit through a John Mayer concert before I'll see a horror movie at the theater again. Other people ruin everything. Plus, I'm not bringing my Snuggie to a dirty theater.