Did anyone else read the title as "Actors we hate in movies, and TV we love"?, which seemed a rather random combination, even for AV Club.

Details, people: the aircraft that hit the Twin Towers were 767s. Why do they show an MD-80? How much research would that have taken?
For that reason alone, I will not see this movie.

That Everlast song was really a precursor those turgid facebook posts - You see a teenage mother but you don't know she was raped by her Dad. Please repost if you are against raping Dads.
Hated that song, still hate it.

Boring Answer
The reality is that the success of most movies is largely random. Surefire hits flop and other movies become hits out of nowhere. No one expected Stars Wars to be the massive hit it was beforehand (or Jaws or Blair Witch, etc.). A narrative has built up after the fact that suggests these movies were the…

Boy
I pity the fool that messes with Boy George…until he gets arrested.
They also had to drug Boy George to get him on a plane, although he wasn't scared of flying.

Spinning
He was the funniest character in Spin City

So…
.. not a movie about a couple of backup musicians for Prince then.

Know your audience
Can't imagine this is the sort of thing that avclub readers would be interested in.

Wank
Even when I was 14 I couldn't fit this much wank into 7 minutes.

Important
Vorderman was born in Bedford to a Dutch father and Welsh mother. Her parents broke up three weeks after her birth, and her mother took the family back to her home town of Prestatyn, North Wales, where Vorderman and siblings grew up in a lone parent household. Their mother remarried in 1970 to an Italian…

Truth
I have a Dyson, the upright model. And the thing does suck it in to an amazing degree. I've never seen a better vaccuum cleaner.

Woah Summers…
…you drive like a spaz!

Parenting Tip #1
Don't name your kid while in the midst of a cocaine binge.

I have it on excellent authority that the Stooges stole Mike Watt's bass and the only way he could get it back was play bass for them for the next 3 years. FACT.

Karma
Serves them right for stealing Mike Watt's bass in the first place.

Keifer
That Kiefer Sutherland sure has some range.
He can be Jack Bauer as an anti-terrorist agent, Jack Bauer as a secret service agent and now Jack Bauer as an angry Dad.

Colbert
Christ, he's still better than the Beastie Boys.

Camp
Can't see this becoming a camp/cult classic. Seems to be trying to hard.

Eurotrash
Eurovision is a pulsating ball of camp wrapped in multiple layers of irony. I'm not sure the rest of world could possibly begin to understand. The fact that it still exists may be the best evidence yet of a powerful gay cabal controling the world's media.

IMDB
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