You're right. Wondered why I punched my monitor when I opened AVClub this morning.

This is…
Kind of like taking your 7 year old to see a cracked out stripper at 8 in the morning.

Anyone, anyone?
Four dead in a spider's hole…

Clerks
I liked Clerks at the time. But then, I was young and liked lots of stupid things. Now I'm old and hate everything.

Christ
You'll eat your kids - yeah, you'll eat them!

The sound…
of the wheels finally falling off the Timbaland juggernaut.
Really, you know a song's going to be good when it starts with some bloke mumbling "uh, uh, bring it down".

Youth
I just want to say to the troubled youth of today, both emo and non-emo: pull up your fucking trousers.

And American don't get irony…

Saw Luna a few years back and yes, he looks real old. Plus Luna were shit. Saw Galx 500 back in the day and he looked fresh faced and played great songs. Saw G500 three times cos they were always playing the UK (once pissed next to Kramer - huge dick, mine that is). Us English always pick up the best of the US…

TPPMorris, you showed this movie to an Amish girl? Did she put out? What is "i didn't know there was sex, or electricity" sex like? Pretty hot, I bet.

n8, it is well know that OBL originally wanted to use a monster but due to budget constraints ended up using a 757.

No Ugs
I haven't seen it yet but can anyone tell me there are any ugly people in the movie? In the clips everyone looks like models. Was its working title "When Monsters Attack Models"?