Another 6-10 season, and all the Bills games will be on Thursday and/or in Canada.

Where's Wallace?

Yes, but how many people still have boomboxes with little black and white TVs built into them, huh?

Koski?

The Usual Suspects spoof was stupid, but still makes me giggle.

I know a little German…and he's standing over there!

This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!

If you want to find out for yourself, you could turn on TBS ANY FREAKING TIME OF THE DAY.

I'd prefer to see Raquel Welch in "Scarsdale Surprise."

My favorite exchange from last night:

That reference was so specific, I'm assuming one of the writers is an alum.

@avclub-6b4a9e228208a5008088d8ad6e1b3dd7:disqus You forgot to mention that the "puff-piece celebrity profile" has to be someone who's just past their prime, but currently staging some kind of half-assed comeback (usually by appearing on Broadway).

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

What? No!

I am now reading this and the earlier post in the voice of the character from "The Kids in the Hall" who has a speech impediment that makes everything sound sarcastic. Every comment on this site should be read that way.

I've been wrongfully accused!

Agreed. I remember her going on some talk show (maybe the Tonight Show) before she came out officially, and made a joke about how they were introducing a character named "Les Bian."

I thought when I first read this that it was a story about "a lesbian, her manpal, their baby…" as if "manpal" was some kind of creature that impregnates other creatures and then mates with a third creature. There should be a name for such creature.

I think Misanthropy is pretty much guaranteed.