TVDW left out the best line of the episode:

I can't hear someone say "double negative" without saying "you mean there were photographs?" That whole scene gets me every time.

What?

There were boobs in Love, Actually. So there's that. And pretty much only that. Or those.

Crap, I didn't even read your post very closely (or at all). I'm…I'm retarded.

Yes…I'm in the future too.

Great episode last night, but did anyone notice the callback to Travis' inability to throw things without making a girly sound? At the beginning in the dorm room, when he tosses the little pot to Bobby, he makes the little "ha!" sound. I love this show for adding tiny little moments like that.

It's all Cohagen's fault!

Ugh. I would suggest reading the ew.com recap, but I wouldn't want to subject anyone to that drivel. I'm normally an ew apologist, but the douchenozzle who recaps Glee is the absolute worst, which fact is no more evident than in his review of last night's episode (and, of course, the fuckfaces who comment on ew.com…

She'll eat plenty of muffins where she's going.

I misread it and thought it was Adam Brody…
I thought it seemed weird that the fucking O.C. kid was getting paid $640,000 for a film, and now I know why.

God is teasing Homer. Just like he teased Moses in the desert.

Malkovich
Malkovich! Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

The Babel Fish
I've read the entire five-book trilogy a few times, and the concept of the babel fish is what I remember most.

We were a Nielsen family for about a week. We had to fill out a form and send it back, based on our viewing habits. I had planned to say that we had viewing parties with 10,000 people to watch Community and 30 Rock, but then I forgot about it.

Lara Flynn Boyle in: Skinny Bitches be Trippin'!

Hello?! Hello?! Think, McFly! Think! I need time to recopy. Can you imagine what would happen if I turned in MY homework in YOUR handwriting? I'd get thrown out of school. You wouldn't want that to happen, wouldja? WOULDJA?!

MacFly! You know hoverboards don't work on water!

Ugh, Superdeformed, I can't even make fun of that. Nothing exactly like that ever happened to me, but it definitely could have and would have, because that's exactly the type of embarassing shit I dealt with as a teenager.