I prefer to call it "failed murder."

I scrolled down just to look for a mention of Phineas and Ferb. Great show. We got the soundtrack out of the library (for the kids), and it's pretty hilarious. I swear, we got it for the kids.

I agree on Phineas and Ferb, and especially the "Chronicles of Meap" episode. I nearly spit out my coffee (it was a saturday morning, after all) when Candace yells, "Get away from her, Mitch!" It seemed like the entire episode was created just to have her utter that line. So many other great sci-fi references in that…

Fully clothed Morman Subs

"THE TAHN" is what it would've been called had it been about Pittsburgh.

VADER! This is your wake-up call, man! I am a JEDI KNIGHT!

Hey, we don't know what happened before Star Wars. They could have been married, they could have been unmarried. Hell, we don't even know anything about Luke and Leia's mother, who she was, etc.*

1) I scrolled down to look at the poster before reading the article, and thought it was something O'Neal put together in 10 minutes to make fun of this movie.

LL Cool J…
…hates it when food touches.

But ya aaaaare! Ya are in the shackles! I'm gonna read my Time Magazine in the park…it's supposed to be a BEEEEAUTIFUL DAY!

"Watch your language, or I'll wash your mouth out with soup!"

But first, the whores!

Payback (to the Jews for starting all the wars)

I assume you're talking about the sheriff in Greece. Pretty sure they're all corrupt on the west side.

Jorge von Salsa has spoken!

Fuck Owen Gleiberman!

And finally, Step 4:
Look fantastic in a suit.
Look fantastic in casual wear.
Look fantastic in anything.
Sound good.
Smell good.
Kiss good.
Strut around with supreme confidence.
Be uncannily successful at your job.
Blow people away every time you say anything.
Take six-hour lunches.
Disappear for weeks at a time.
Lie…

Woman: Well, hello!

Mama Celeste face down, you fail.

PRISON WINE, YOU AND ME, WE'RE DONE PROFESSIONALLY!