No worries, Trurl, Jones is a common name.

MEEEEE AAAAAAAND MRS!
MRS JOOOOOONES!

Smells like Sao Paulo!

I'm hot, and you're not,
But if you wanna get with me, I'll give it one shot.
Top that!

I don't have much to say about this…
…except I love that Amelie called him "Violet Jay" in the first sentence (not a firstie attempt). I'm thinking it was inadvertent, but hilarious nonetheless.

Sorry, not to be pervy, but the best part of an already awesome episode was seeing Claire in her underwear.

I have special…
…needs?

Also, I have to point out that The Dark Knight opened over a 3-day weekend in mid-July, not a 5-day weekend. Regardless, the opening weekend box-office numbers would have only counted the 3-day opening weekend. TDK made about 158 million in 3-days. This made less than half that, but it was December, not July.

My favorite line of the night…
…wasn't on the TV.

Nah, she pays Nick Cannon for that.

I'm with the cerebral vortex on this one.

Jorge, in all the hullabaloo surrounding TomWaits' 10,000 comment, no one has mentioned that you're pushing up against the Super-Duper-Century mark. Are you going to fade away into the great ether(net) when you reach that number?

Hotel for Dogs
When I first read the second paragraph*, I thought it said "not so cute that they'll take it home and let it fuck their faces." I don't know why this made me laugh so much, but it did. I'm still giggling.

Or perhaps the Baby Geniuses returned as Supergeniuses.

Why I think this technique can work
Exhibit A: Kill Bill Volume 1

Someone call my name?! Oh…right…

McDonald's is the new golf course…
…it's where business happens. - Small Businessman Magazine.

A monkey, Tom?! That's racist!

And she's testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.

Sorry Frito, Leno doesn't work quite so blue.