Twilight
I can't really generate much hate for anything on the index this week, except to say that I don't get the whole Twilight thing, probably because I'm not a teenage girl.

Man, my 400th post was about making jokes about a Jewish carpenter who's been dead for 2009 years.

Jesus walks in to a hotel carrying two boards and some nails and says "can yo put me up for the night?"

I have a feeling this thread is going to devolve into a "let's make anti-semetic jokes" thread…which I'm about half on board with. My other half has a series of anti-Christian jokes to fire back with, so, you know…

Intelli-burglars!
Assault-o-trons!
Techno-lewdness!
Tele-rapists!

Is there an app for that?

My pet rock was never the same after he encountered the Pet Rock Rapist.

Perhaps…
…they were coated in a non-nutritive marshmallow varnish. It's semi-permeable. It's not osmotic. What it does is, it coats and seals the marshmallow. It prevents the liquid from penetrating it.

Stay off that site!
Guys, don't go to scenesmoking.org. In the short period of time I was on the site, two kids became addicted to smoking from watching movies! Obviously, my presence on the site caused those two kids to become addicted from watching movies! It all seems so arbitrary, yet it was right there at the…

He'd probably say something like "Mexican stereotype, other racial stereotype, beaners, Mexican stereotype, Joe Rogan joke."

R.I.P, Barth
"Iiiiiiiiii heeeeard that!"

I would have been ok with this if it had been true. Since it's not, fuck you.

Marley and Me
If they had timed it right, Gidget could have been cast as the dead version of Marley.

Yeah, they're probably crying themselves to sleep on their HUGE pillows!

Yeah, fuck that dog.

Hostel for Dogs: Bitch gon' get cut!

Chalupa
My brother used to say "drop the chalupa" as a euphemism for taking a dump, as in, "I'm going to drop the chalupa, then I'm going to take a shower."

Milli Vanilli told you to blame it on the rain
But if you blame it on the rain tell me what can be gained? So…
If all else fails, you can blame it on me.

I think Wrath of Kong is a Miller alias.

OTP, that is…that's just fucking disturbing. They don't take kindly to pederasts in the clink, so here's hoping that sick fuck got what he deserved.