That should read:

The Secret
I think I'll just follow Ernest Borgnine's secret to happiness and longevity.

Ew, Steve Dave, you wanted Megan Fox's torso when she was 11?

Thank Art, you absolutely ruined my week.

I know all that guys! I know! I know he's bad for me! I just can't help it! I just want a victory so bad! Is that too much to ask?! IS IT?!

@ Miller — I'm also Rochester (suburbs) raised (although not born).

"Uh-oh! It sounds like troub-oh!"

Buffalo always DOES get fucked, Balls. We've endured Wide Right, Forward Pass, and No Goal. We've been shit on more than any other city, sports wise. If T.O. can bring SOME glory to this godforsaken city, then he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Bill, I think (nay, hope) Licky was using the term ironically.

When I read that, I immediately thought of "Meteor Man" starring Robert Townsend. Then I thought of "Blankman" starring Damon Wayans.

*brings*

Hey, T.O. can whatever the fuck all he wants, as long as he bring Super Bowl glory to Buffalo!

Miller, are you from Rochester? I remember Life Without Shame…those two jackasses were hilarious, and there was always more than two minutes of boobage. In fact, I remember a brief period of time when they showed semi-softcore porn after LWS.

The last time you saw an HP movie in the theater, you fucked a billion kids dressed as Harry Potter?

wouldn't it be a jacko-graph?

Can we do MJ jokes now? Will I be labeled a racist?

Diddy
Does Diddy approve of the way these people are mourning? I imagine not. Beware the wrath of Diddy (especially if you are improperly mourning MJ).

That's a good one, Reggie V-J…

Todd Phillips loses points for "Starsky and Hutch."

That's stupid. And no!