Would you use it on half jews who do not keep kosher?

Discovery.com Commercials
There used to be a series of endlessly quotable lines from a series of discovery.com commercials from about 2000-2001. My favorite (and most frequently quoted) involved two guys dressed up like meteors talking about all the things they could learn on discovery.com, including the fact that…

Good point, Fred. Also, how can he be watching them "all" with the eye of the tiger, when he is the last known survivor?

Also, any time I'm using chapstick, immediately after application, I say to whomever is standing nearby:

I also like:

Also, apropos of nothing:
"And you…"
"…JOSE!"
"Together we…"
"BURNED THE VILLAGE!"
"And we…"
"RAPED THE HORSES!"
"And we…"
"RODE OFF ON THE WOMEN!"
"And we…"
"Pruned…the…hedges…of many small villages…"
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"

Also, whenever I get a sweater as a gift:

Three Amigos
So, so many quotes from that line.

CILYIMBF? is a daily text for Prison Wine.

ME SO SOLLY!

You know someone named Oprah Billingham?

"a Truman Show type deal, but he knows it's broadcast" = EDTV

Well, I recently saw Hugh Downs on a pathetic, poorly-made informercial for god knows what.

I don't know how to say this…dia-bee-tus?

My trowel head? (and I found it!)

Season Finale - eh?
I gotta be honest. I love this show, I thought it was a great season, but the finale was kinda (as Marshall described Robyn) "eh" for me. Ted's storyline with the goat was just lame (although the actual goat fighting scene was a highlight). Lily was a wasted entity after being gone for four weeks,…

Holy fucking shit, I will now be haunted by that picture for the rest of my days.

My wife used to call it "Carol Brady," but she hasn't had it in quite a few months. Also, she's getting really fat. Probably from all the beer she's been drinking.

Rectal Prolapse: Not for pussies.

Screaming Yellow, I like you. I have no taste, but I like you.