Poco probable morir en un asunto de lucha contra la explosion en la Ciudad del Vaticano.

Ahem.

Can we make "die in an unlikely anti-matter explosion over the Vatican" the new "die in a cancerAIDS fire"? I'm digging that one.

Antonio Banderas?

Stuff half jew commenters like: white commenters who know how to spell "commenter" while claiming to like proofreading.

I love McKellar! She was great as Winnie Cooper on "The Wonder Years"!

I've never seen CSI: Miami, but they mock Caruso almost weekly on the Soup.

Black characters in shark movies be all, "AHHH, THIS SHARK IS EATING ME, MUTHA FUCKA!"

Raymond, I think I'm going to make "Fuck you, superfag. Your mother is morbidly obese" my new go-to insult.

And Jeff's got all that battery money…

Why yes, it is indeed YGG, the episode that featured Jack Black (prominently). I watch the show unironically, because my 2 1/2 freakin' loves it. But it's still pretty fucking funny sometimes.

Polite ZMF, this is totally hate-worthy. I watched. The whole thing. I don't know why. I watched episodes sporadically over the entire season, but last night I watched it until the end. I hate myself for it. It's three hours I'll never get back, and very little of that time was actually worthwhile.

Man, SNF, you really have a boner for Jesse James. This is your third or fourth post on here saying how much you love him.

I love how AC Slater was always depicted as such a tough guy, all the while sporting pink tank tops and acid wash jeans (and a singlet when on the wrestling mat). He was also the best dancer in a 50 mile radius, and oddly proud of that fact. What a pussy.

How about "That's a dealbreaker, ladies!"

Miller, bite your tongue! MYOF will never merge with NCC. They are viable on their own. I have it on good authority that CTOTD may merge with IWTOP, in which case invest as many internet points in these two properties, STAT!

I take offense to that list! I've known some pretty nice, misunderstood genocidal African warlords who are much better people than your friend Carl.

The way to defeat Indian magic is to dodge the spin punch, wait until he's dizzy, and then give him one good punch in the face.

Hey Punch, you're lucky…Leno's appearance on the Simpsons was about the only funny thing he's ever done.

"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Box Office Prognosticator!"