Holy fucking shit, Kenny, that's some dark shit right there.

I don't know what Modern Love is, but I love Hall & Oates' hit song, "The Method of Modern Love."

Dammit, I always have trouble following directions!

Congratulations Felix, once again you are superior to the rest of us for your lack of pop culture knowledge.

Here's my A+ contribution.

A buddy of mine once stole a cardboard cutout of Dr. Stanley Pearl, founder of Pearl Vision. We had lots of fun with good ol' Dr. Pearl.

@ Sugartits - I love Vogon poetry, but only when it is infused with the proper amount of humanity, er, vogonity.

I'm much more worried…
…about getting swine STD's.

That really is a terrible tagline. Sounds like something that would be attached to a dark comedy (like War of the Roses or some such shit) rather than a thriller.

I'm somewhat offended!

I haven't read every comment, so I can't be sure there's a more ridiculous movie than mine on here, but, here goes:

I second Miller's "Achilles Dudewrecker." That one made me laugh out loud.

Although I haven't seen Grindhouse (thus making my next statement decidedly suspect), I have never been disappointed by a Quentin Tarantino flick. Some I've abso-fucking-lutely loved (Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2), and some I've merely liked/admired (Jackie Brown).

According to Box Office Mojo…
…this movie didn't even crack $50 mil domestically, and eked out about $85 mil worldwide. Given these facts, it's not surprising that you wouldn't know anyone who saw it.

The Wizard.

I'll tell you why Timothy Olyphant makes you think of Billy Zane, and then I'll invite you to die in a fire for subliminally knowing this, and then I'll die in a fire myself for liminally knowing this.

Kings
A friend of mine from high school was on that show, and I still didn't bother to watch it.

Only the Brave…
…will return to the well after eight years of abject failure. Fuck Vin Diesel.

Chubbs, you crack me up…

GOING?