Easy JVS. Cockers aren't so bad. I have a cockapoo, a name I used to be reluctant to say because, well, it's so ridiculous, but then I realized I got to say "cock" and "poo" in polite conversation, so I'm all about it now.

Dogs can't look up.

Fat Guy's not very good at improv.

I used to hate Moxy Fruvous, not because of their music or anything, but because my mortal enemy loved them. Then I actually listened to them, and they won me over, those crazy fuckers. Also, my mortal enemy is now dead.

Amazing Jim, I think that's a stellar idea. It's sort of like a reality show for the anti-fame whore.

I thought so, although that loss just happened two days ago, so I was thrown by your comment that it was last week.

Ricky - at first I thought you were talking about Penn State (I witnessed several similar riots while a student there), but then I realized that you couldn't be talking about PSU, given their performance in the Red-Headed Step Child Tournament last week.

Lemur, you're either a personal lubricant salesman, or you work for a manufacturer of blood thinners.

I don't think the bosses put up much of a fight though…those cheese eatin' surrender monkeys.

What about the Red Bull?

Pitch to Fox
The show features 12 convicted child molesters in prison, and each week, America votes who will have to bunk with the large anal rapist. We'll call it…

Are there alot of boobies in the Tudors? If so, I may have to check it out.

I bet you don't own a TV, too. And you make sure to mention it every chance you get.

Arsenio - Turner Classic Movies just won a Peabody Award, and the explanation given was that they were the only cable network to stay true to its original message (i.e. play classic movies).

HI-YO!

I'm saying I've heard somethings about that apartment of yours…

If we awarded cash prizes to people for the number of individuals they've skewered, Prison Wine would be a millionaire.

What? No J-lo fat behind jokes?

@ mbs - no, it's just you who looks like Uma Thurman.

Eh, whatever. We're in a recession. People want to blow what little money they have on crap. High octane crap, apparently.