2 Fast 2 Furious? Oh wait…

When mixed with lube and shit, santorum.

I know a little german…

Now, would that be the act of raping a grandma, or a grandma who rapes? If it's the former, your list is correct. If it's the latter, well then, that should be at the top of the list.

I'd like to see Magical Negro become a more popular film-criticism term.

The C is for cancer, right? I can't watch the clip at work. God, I hope it's cancer!

@ ElDan - what fucking Rochester are you talking about? Unless you're making less than $5000 a year, you're an idiot.

Hey Spike - what about Magical Half Jew? Isn't that clever? Cuz, y'know, it's like the Magical Negro, but I'm a half-jew, so…

OF COURSE Prison Wine is excited about this release. The promise of watching Hannah Montana videos is one of the many devices he uses to lure young girls (and Phel) into his apartment.

Hey!
What about the Decider in Buffalo/Rochester? I'm not kidding!

the Hater is not a separate site, but a blog within the AV Club universe, you douchebag.

The "Lily! No!" was the biggest laugh for me last night, just eking out the teen wolf bit. Holy shit that was hysterical. The show in general was kinda meh, but there were some hilariously inspired bits.

Upstater
Rochester New York, represent! Fuck the tri-state area!

No way my wife would ever touch the plunger. When she backed up the toilet one time, she called me to leave work and fix that shit. Fucked up.

Oddly, that's exactly what Prison Wine says about everyone who sets foot in his apartment.

I agree that the list is lacking in the Cornell a capella groups, but it should be noted that the Chordials are the only Cornell a capella group worth even mentioning.

Phel, absolut ads, the Messy Messier

How about Lou Gerh-AIDS.

Jeff Dunham…
…should release a CD of his best work. He wouldn't even need the fucking puppets to record it.

Knowing 2: Knew.