Hey Tits McForehead - gatorade on salmon isn't so bad.

As far as names go, two interesting things. First, as I commented below, I like that Noel refers to "Sawyer" as LaFleur throughout this post. We knew him as Sawyer from the start of this show, but that was never really his name. He's been living as "LaFleur" for three years now, so Sawyer seems to be a thing of the…

Fightin' Song!
G-SEVEEEEN!!

Dr. Galacowitz?

I two the sandbox.

It would be more like Prison Wine's apartment if the spaying came with a punch in the back of the head.

She should advertise on SyFy

Grey's Anatomy: The Flamethrower!

I'll say it again, because no one seemed to notice…I think it was Allyson Hannigan playing the pregnant lady on Robin's show.

I wrote this in a separate comment, but thought I would bring it up here: was that Allyson Hannigan playing the pregnant lady on Robin's show? That was a pretty creative way to use the pregnancy to the show's advantage.

The Pregnant Lady
Was that Allyson Hanigan playing the pregnant lady on Robin's morning show? Because if so, this show never ceases to amaze with its brilliance.

Yeah, and FX doesn't show the movie "FX" starring Bryan Brown and Brian Dennehy on a constant loop, so I don't know what's going on there.

Maybe if they switch from basic to premium cable, they'll be able to show vagynas.

Melrose Place
I'd argue that Melrose Place belongs on this list. The first season was all about a bunch of friendly singles living in L.A. and trying to get by in life and love. When they introduced Heather Locklear as bitchy boss Amanda, suddenly the show became a typical primetime soap, with back-stabbing, murder,…

John McCain could play himself, seeking revenge against the sun for giving him all the skin cancer.

`I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought…

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There's a ham button! You used my idea!

Phipps, is this true? The presence of boobs, even fake boobs, should raise any movie's rating by at least a half a letter grade.

Start over.