Well played, Missy.

High School Musical the Musical!

Has no one told you about the shells?!

In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the… Anyone? Anyone?… the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?… raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the…

I once had to read several emails from a guy who would constantly end his emails with "GET R DONE!" I'm fucking glad we sued that douche.

I loved the fucking curb bite bit. Laughed out loud. I had to explain it to my old lady, she didn't seem to find it as funny for some reason.

Smack, that's a fucking great avatar.

Also new parents. Holy fucking shit, are new parents among that group.

Don't you hate pants?!

Arsenio, flattery will get you everywhere. Name theft forgiven. It probably did want to get taken anyway.

Tyler Perry's "Diary of a Mad Blue Guy"

a) Phel, you dirty, dirty girl!

2 Watch 2 Men

Now I'm kinda glad Arsenio Billingham stole my screen name (you know you did, you name-stealing fucker).

instance = instant

Kid humor can really ruin a sitcom. "Full House" was completely ruined the instance they introduced kids into the mix.

If I was still in law school and lived in Chicago, I'd totally be on top of that shit.

@ CJ - I'm a lawyer, but that's at the same level as an accountant on the Jewish Mother Pride Scale (i.e. one step below doctor).

Nice, Captain. Ruined it a bit with the parenthetical, but I'm always willing to forgive one of my fellow chosen people.

Eileen Wournutrageous