I used to hear that Wawa bullshit all the time in school, then I visited one in Philly. Verdict: Wawa sucks balls.

For reals, JVS. My jewiness comes from mymom's side of the family (which technically means I'm actually the Magical Full Jew Under Jewish Law).

Love me a shmuffin. Nothing like choosing your breakfast from a computer.

"…freeing every woman from the guilt of indulging in chocolate pleasure…"
Man, fling seems to endorse the jungle fever, huh?

Don't worry, we'd get you a shot of adrena-lindt.

Harvey Milk Duds?

Scotteb, you'd better be careful with the sugary snacks…if you get the diabeetus, you could lose a foot, then have to replace it with a wheel and register as a motor vehicle.

But where else will we get words like "melty"?

That would send me to Erection Cove.

Oral Germwhore.

Expect to see "The Rural Juror" in theaters near you Christmas 2009!

Vivica A. Fox = De-BOR-ah?
Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.

MILF Island
We no longer want to hit that.

Jonases? More like Jon-asses! Am I right?

I think it's going to be great, just bleak as all get out. It's probably been delayed because it's a fucking marketing nightmare.

I'm "tween-baiting" right now. Give me fifteen minutes, and I'll just be "baiting."

As much as I loved that book, I don't know if my psyche is prepared for the inevitable bleakness of "The Road" on screen.

Uh…

I'd like to "disassemble" the makers of this piece of shit.

Thoughts on the BNL Breakup
1. Steve Page has a dead fish handshake. I know from experience. Good riddance.
2. Still love BNL, have since high school.
3. Their children's songs are awesome. Who the fuck thinks to sing "La La Lemon," an incredibly obscure Bert and Ernie song? "7 Ate 9" is a fun song for the kiddos, and…