Film based on book based on Sex and the City
Hopefully my upcoming book "Sarah Jessica Parker Has a Face Like Foot" will surpass this one at the box office.

Ghost Dad meets Hitch
White ghosts be hauntin' like dis - "woo, woo"

It's funny…
…because it's not true!

The Jew, the Italian, and the Red Head Gay!
They all live together on Avenue A!
They have crazy adventures from day to day!
The Jew!
The Italian!
And the REEEEED…HEEEAAAAD…GAAAAAAAY!

Pam throwing the Mounds bars got the biggest laugh in my household. Holy shit that was hysterical.

Love this guy. Only nine comments, and he's already a bit of a legend.

Not cool, Rod. We all know your schtick. You show up, acting all cool and making us love you, and then you disappear with some stewardess, leaving your more responsible brother to take the hits. Ass.

Roch-chimmy-cha-cha
Too bad Michael and Pam never made it to Rochester. I think Michael would have really enjoyed a garbage plate.

How fucking sweet would it be to have a gerbil with an eyepatch? Of course, with its lack of depth perception, it might have a tough time clawing its way out of your ass.

I thought it was a character from "Yo Gabba Gabba."

Perhaps lack of financing will put this production in Jeopardy: the Home Edition.

Sorry! starring Christian Bale

But Queen Latifah doesn't help Dakota Fanning her former glory as a golfer or turn her into God, does she? Because if not, I'm not interested.

Are there any
Magical Negroes in "Secret Life of Bees"? If so, then sign me up!

MelissaW for the win.

Radio Flyer
I remember him as the abusive step-father from Radio Flyer. Why the fuck I watched a crappy movie about child abuse hundreds of times when I was a kid is beyond me. Oh yeah, it was on HBO, that's why.

I had the Shel Silverstein tapes when I was a kid, with poems from "A Light in the Attic" and "Where the Sidewalk Ends" read by the man himself. I must have listened to them thousands of times, and when I read the poems to my kid, I still hear that crazy bastard's voice in my head. He is (or was? not sure) the best.

The Best Late-Period Steve Martin Sketches on SNL
1. 5-timers club. That shit was hysterical.
2. The Christmas Wish, especially the orgasm part.
3. "Not gonna phone it in tonight" opening, but not so much because of Steve Martin, but more for Farley's "not gonna get liquored up tonight" line.

Neeson
Liam Neeson's film makes millions at the box office AND he has a huge dong?! Some guys have it all, I tells ya.

When I was a kid, I thought he was singing "My girl wants to body all the time, body all the time, body all the tiiiiiii-iiiiiime!" which my 10 year old mind assumed was some sort of euphemism for sex. When I realized years later that he was singing "party all the time" I realized that it was indeed a euphemism for…