Arsenio, you name stealing bastard, by god I hate you good.

Funny story about "Silent" Calvin Coolidge:

Two turntables and a microphone?

Ann Curry
She may be a brain dead idiot most of the time, but this morning she was mocking Matt Lauer for having to interview President Obama while the others "got lit" at the Superbowl (her words, not mine). Lauer made some kind of glib comment after that, but I thought it was surprisingly funny.

Jewish Elvis is only a foreskin shy of the greatness of non-Jewish Elvis.

Amen on the Onion
I couldn't agree with you more, Kyle Ryan, about the Onion. Although I don't read it as religiously as I used to, it will always hold a special place for me. I remember reading the post 9/11 issue when it came out, and I found it moving and hilarious. The front page headline is still burned in my…

What is slightly more disturbing than your relationship with your sister is the fact that you were literally freezing your ass off. Are there support groups for the cold and assless?

Another 97 grad here. Turning 30 in 5 months.

Thatches…if I'm remembering "Manhunt" correctly, Spangler wasn't necessarily in on the plot. He didn't know what was happening, Booth just asked him to watch his horse. So don't beat yourself up about it.

Wouldn't it be "Obama Wan Kenobi"?

DJ Tanner.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! I have hated every motherfucker I have ever met that went to Duke. I didn't know there were people out there that shared my disgust over that breeding grounding for insufferable douchebags.

I don't believe you. Would you really?

No shopping montage
I agree with you that more Jenna and Tracy is a good thing, but my favorite line of the show was Liz's cutting off the shopping montage. I love when they break the 4th wall like that.

I think that means a comment was deleted. But I can't be too sure. Let's test it:

Alcing, watch your mouth.