Tits Grande?

Jerry Minor
Was anyone else surprised how underutilized the always awesome Jerry Minor was? I think he had maybe one line. Why bother hiring someone so talented when you could have had virtually any black guy in that role?

CLient: 1
Fuck you.

I love
Tyler Perry's House of First

hey
first day on the job cop movie, eh?

SO…
I"m looking at the pictures of Doug Liman and Chris Morris on the home page, are we sure they aren't the same person?

As if her having herpes would stop any of you horny mooks.

Diane Keaton in that James L Brooks movie a few years back.

Forget John Colungus! What will Colonel Angus make of this?

women are like not people.

Va va Voom! What a Looker!
(turns into a cartoon wolf, hit myself over head with mallet, heart begins beating out of my chest, heavy panting, throw water in my own face)

quote the raven, go eat a dick.

What's
his movie called? Two Lions?

Oooh! I hope it's sandwiches!

Also, WHAT"S THE BIG IDEA?!

One thing I always say about Mets fans, and this goes for every true fan of a lousy team, is that I respect their fandom. Yankees and Cowboys fans I don't respect. But as much as I don't like you Mets fans, I do respect you.

Also, WHY I OUGHTA!

Well as far as the number of episodes in the first season there were exactly…. WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!

Astro, can we talk more about your personal assholes?

alright, youre not worse than Hitler. Maybe as bad, but not worse.