TRUE STORY
I havent' seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. I don't plan on ever seeing them.

This guyy….

Ah, desperately searching for boner fodder, pre-internet. Those were the days.

real sex was one of those shows you stayed up late to watch in middle school, only to be disappointed by all the creepy, naked, middle aged swingers.

BoobS!
And BUTTTS!

sounds like a bet to me.

I always figured English was Horsefellow's second language but he refuses to let that hinder his love of making glib, trivial comments about American pop culture. Someone needs to do a Catfish style documentary about Horsefellow so we can get to the bottom of his true identity.

You kidding me, ZHL? I love Horsefellow! Easily my favorite commenter out of all you mooks.

Thin-slicing is what Kramer did so he could feed meat to Elaines neighbors hungry cat.

I'm not sure if you realize this, but I believe you're confusing two people who look similar.

something, something, Pet Shop Boys reference, something, something fail.

Yeah, The Roots are great and all, but I mean, come on!

@Lincolns

Yeah!
Huzzah!

I'd be totally down for a revamp of My Mother the Car, if it meant no more sitcoms based on twitter feeds, memes and other flash in the pan Internet trends.

Remember….
That episode of Boy Meets World? Where Corey goes back in time to the 50s after getting shocked by the microwave? And his dad is Tom Bosley? And Anson Williams is in his kitchen? And his parents are Russian spies named Boris and Natasha? No, You Don't?

@ Balls What if I accidentally masturbate while thinking about Family Circus?

That link was much worse than actual child porn.

You win, Staples. The Simpsons porn thread contest is over!

I just realized the dog and cat aren't married. They've been living in sin this whole time!