Thank fucking God!

Write in vote for Jed Bartlett!

Are they truly dead if they never lived?

The Flint assembly plant had to ship in its own water supply, because when they poured the local tap water on the boxes it ruined them.

"If you can't stand the baby heat, stay out of the baby oven!"

I sense Weird Al's next parody coming,

I loved the subtle visual callback to Gayle's animal anuses in the way the Goat's butt was drawn.

"TWO-BUTTED GOAT, TWO-BUTTED GOAT!!!"

Louise was in full Lisa Simpson mode, reading medical books from the school library and providing the voice of scientific skepticism. Next week, Louise detects a hurricane headed for the warf by consulting "So Your Pressure Is Dropping".

The Amish sure know how to bathe.

"The INXS guy hung himself with more care"

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It's making us all look bad

The pyramids were really built to hold the Egyptians' cars!

NBC turned into a hardcore pornography channel so gradually I barely even noticed.

I can't do it. I'm not an orgy guy! Do you know what it'd mean to be an orgy guy? I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions. I'd have to get all new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

"I’m telling you where, as you’re driving, you’re gonna go into water, and it looks like it might only be three inches deep, but you and your car are gonna go down.Now you wanna go here? Or you wanna be concerned about who’s giving you the message?"

Scenes from the class struggle on Ocean Avenue:

I'd just to point out that the preview of next week's review leaves out the funniest part of that joke, which is that they all huddle around and discuss it before telling her "no".

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