I, for one, will be standing in solidarity with them and will express my disapproval of the state of Indiana by calculating Pi to the correct number of places, damn it!

Not their first choice? Don't you dare impune the flyin' Hawaiian, sir!

Phrasing!

In my country, before the coup, I was president!

I do see a cop shooting at a black kid, but to be fair to the cop, the kid did park in front of a hydrant…

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When you're name can so easily be pronounced as douchey, you really shouldn't spew such obvious bullshit.

51 states? Who are you, Obama?

Oh quiet, Jody, You're not helping.

"I've got a label for you, an ugly little word called prejudice"

I get a Thom Yorke notification for this?

*does best Comic Book Guy voice*

"Gene, put Tina on the phone."

Hey, daytime whiskey, check out my CD collection!

Hooray for username-comment synergy!

"It's frozen water, they call it 'ice' and it's going to change the world!"

Ointment and pee!

"Iranians don't look like Iranians on film, you have to use Mexicans."

It gets worse further down,

Keef?