It's even less healthy to collide helmetless with the player on the other team who was also trying to head the soccer ball, although in soccer hits happen a lot less often than in American Football.

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Well this doesn't make a lick of sense!

Yes. (Ok the Gladiator part was hyperbole).

Can we all just agree that hating characturized versions hipsters became a lot worse than the hipsters themselves a long time ago, and that people who criticize things as "PC" never have intelligent points to make?

Am I allowed to summarize it?

Yes, I do condemn skiing, regular idiots have no business flinging themselves off of the sides of mountains. If you like it, it's your funeral, but I'm certainly not going to watch it or be apart of it. Now I'll also point out that you're comparing amateur skiers, who nobody watches and who are often unprepared and…

"The real important issue is that he hit his head multiple times — small hits, big hits, in baseball and outside of baseball,"

So your problem is that the economics look different?

It's awesome and the people doing it know the risks

I like sports, but if I'm looking for amazing displays of athleticism I'll watch baseball, basketball, soccer, tennis, volleyball, competitive swimming, track and field, golf, handball, cricket, water polo, speed skating, ping pong, and anything else that isn't a ridiculous blood sport that shaves 20 years off of…

Why is it so hard admit that there's something wrong with watching grown men beat each others brains into paste just so you can can have something on in the background while you get drunk on cheap, watered down beer?

I don't watch, but I'd be fine with letting everyone have their harmless fun if players didn't keep getting dementia and dying at 50. I grew up a Bears fan, but stopped watching because it seems like after every play someone gets dragged of the field with an injury, and it's fucking barbaric!

This young man has had a very trying season, what with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him. Well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle…

Lettuce explain to you what that vegetable is.

That we're lonely, pathetic people with no semblance of person lives?

You missed it, just like you missed Yoko you bastard!!!

Looking: Not The Gay Girls

The say there's a scandal here but I think I speak for all of us when I ask, Ou est LaBeouf?

That's what Martha's been trying to tell you…