Wait, a minute, someone mentioned Girls in the same sentence as The Simpsons?

"Like Brando in Apocalypse Now?"

Does anybody else think that it's weird that the Luhrmann version is being released in 3D? What, is the green light going to jump across the bay at you?

It's good, but it's no Last Tycoon…

No, it's not genetics, actually, a wizard did it.

Banquet of chestnuts?

Ok, Comedy Central, I think I get it, gratuitous sex is always funny, but beloved cult shows written by guys with Ivy League physics and computing degrees aren't?

Thanks to her and Lena Dunham, I think I'm turned off permanently

Wink wink, Nudge nudge

This station does not indorse mob justice… unless it gets results, which it certainly will

you mean the other girl was J. Mascis?

"man, did we order an orchestra?"

For a thousand summers I will wait… for Futurama to return

"I was months filling that thing up"

Actually it's "Odd electronic ringing"

You think it's so hard having to hide in an attic, while being hunted down by Nazis? Try being the object of scorn and hatred in some comments on Youtube!

There's no question that NBC is evil, but it's a huge stretch to call them an empire.

'cause filming things is childish… huh?

I find it impossible to read about this (or watch psycho), without thinking of Stan Smith going to the Bates Motel so he can jack off in peace.

And then they built the super cougar…