Buffalo Light Sabers?

What a bunch of creeps!

"You're disgusting!"

You can't let him out, he's in there as punishment for killing an endangered Bengal Tiger!

Oh please, everybody knows that John Swartzwelder is extinct!

Oh please, everybody knows that John Swartzwelder is extinct!

I don't believe that any of this happened, I hear Rollins is an self-admitted pathological liar.

You better get adrivin' 'cause johnny law's acoming

Fun fact, Oklahoma has more registered Democrats than Republicans:

Can't they find any gun nuts who are under 70?

He emits episodes of Fraiser while rotating at high speeds.

Mr. Simpson's opinions do not reflect those of the producers, who don't consider the Grammy an award at all

"Not to be confused with time spent in Los Angeles."

I'm proud to say that I hate that show, AND I've never watched it.

Does that mean I can stop hate watching (insert name of show I don't like)?

He needs to take a DNA test, I mean his birth certificate could be forged!

Because she's the sexiest woman of the year in both 2003 and 2063!

All 99 of them?

"We are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex…"