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Brosef Stalin
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Right on, that's comforting to hear! Do you know if there were cheat codes to reach the latter stages? For some reason I remember getting pretty close to the end (getting locked in a prison, fighting/finding Scorpion again), but have no idea how I got there.

Sub-Zero was my favorite MK character (since my older brother preferred Scorpion). I bought that game and the strategy guide day-one…and still never finished it. Hilarious reviews aside, it was an isolating feeling as a kid to think the inability to play the game well was strictly a personal failure, not a programming

No nested replies = no-go, for me. I think folks wondering about Kinja should take a look at the comments from this Jezebel article: https://jezebel.com/denmark…

It's a fairly robust discussion about royal titles and protocols…that is completely and utterly incomprehensible if you read top to bottom. The OP is chiming

So you joke, but the 12-year-old son of a Republican state rep in Kansas was…basically decapitated at a Schlitterbahn waterpark about a year ago.

Unfortunately, that kid has now been replaced by Ron Howard.

For one, as other commenters have mentioned, I'm not entirely sure the joke was always on "Pat" the character, the jokes in those sketches (as far as I can recall) are about, well, a pretty radical point—enforced cultural norms of binary gender identification. I'm sure somewhere there have been papers published about

This is honestly so important.

I really wish he had rescued you from your birthday party; that way the headline in the paper the next day would be BRUCE SPRINGS TEEN

I'm not 100% informed about the details of this scandal, is it because the tainted blood Cells were too Soft?

"You're…a…crook, Mr. Phelps, and I've got to throw the book—"

Is The Rook going to air on Sunday…knights?

That movie was so bad I have psychologically repressed the chain of events that led me to agreeing to see it. It's probably my vote for "worst film seen in a theatre" from the Q&A earlier. (Either that, or Die Another Day.)

Before this new episode, I saw a rerun from late July 2016, in which the leader going into FJ had exactly double his opponent; think it was $18,400 to $9,200. Player 2 obviously had to wager it all to have a chance. This guy wagered…$1. Because the universe bends toward justice, Player 2 nails it, Player 1 misses, and

Tru3st D3t3ctiv3

Wouldn't it come to…69?

Yup!

Same! It was a convergence around 1) realizing the kinds of nonsense we were expected to partake in was antithetical to my beliefs and 2) reading up on the origins of the organization. I mean it when I tell people that Boy Scouts beat the enjoyment of camping out of me.

I just saw the film, and eagerly went to the comments to read other people's thoughts. Instead, I got 900 comments arguing about Chris Nolan's œuvre (that's bad!) and folks relaying stories about their loved ones' experiences in WWII (that's good!).

"Why are all your movies so…good?"

That's the thing—it hit the sweet spot of 99% of the commentariat lambasting it, even if the general idea isn't objectionable to 99% of us. Somehow the author managed to offend people with kids with picky tastes, people with kids without picky tastes, childless people who think kids should have a kids menu, childless