Won't be generating much Heat at the box office, man.

There is a Zero chance of this being any good.

I'm withholding judgment until I know whether Grease or Grease 2 asks chefs at restaurants to offer cut-price, child-sized meals so I can improve the palates of my insufferable children.

We always hurt the ones we love!

I can't help it—there's something inherently funny about saying "What do you think of potato sowp?"

This is a good time to admit to strangers that I love to pronounce the word "soup" with an "ow" vowel sound, instead of an "oo," simply to annoy my wife.

And since I do the cooking in our household, things are, well they're a barrel of laughs over here.

Even small scenes that stitch up the show's continuity, like giving her diary to Harold, pretty early on in the film, she annihilates. Come to think of it, a good portion of the film is "Put Laura in a room with a male character, watch her work."

I'm seven episodes behind on The Return—my binge re-watching of the original series and FWWM went more gradually than I intended—so Lee's performance in FWWM is very, very fresh in my mind. She's absolutely mesmerizing in this; it physically hurts to recall her performance.

I'd only half-seen the previous series on Netflix (I initially thought it was good background noise), but am watching the current series on PBS with great interest. I'm really going to miss this extremely pleasant (version of this) show.

This is a good time to recommend an incredible mashup—it's DMX and Carly Rae Jepsen's "X Gon Give it to Ya Maybe." It's so listenable! https://www.youtube.com/wat…

To be fair, it's hard to hear much of anything in a vacuum.

Maybe on one of their crazy ventures they can accidentally stumble into a watchable film.

Okay but in my defense…I did not think this all the way through.

So, this is a little off-topic, but wouldn't it be neat if the teacup ride were a water-based one, and each of the cups were Jacuzzis?

Looking forward to seeing how my "Hi-top? Fade? What is this, a barber shop or a basketball arena?" joke will go down.

Shoutout to Nathan with the "Surrender Cobra" answer for "facepalm." I actually thought that answer was defensible, given the question wording, but I definitely had to rewind so I could hear it again, and laugh.

You might not need glasses to watch Avatar 2 in 3-D

I really, really hope this was never in doubt.

To me, Lily James looks distractingly like Shelly from Twin Peaks, and this only makes me want to see the film more.

I don't know, the theft of an enamel pin could just be a red herring.