Sounds like a perfect character sketch for Death 2 Smoochy.

Don't you dare accuse Dean Strang of ineffective assistance of counsel. The only thing he's ineffective at is not being a fox.

Haku Mashente, my friend. What an awful line reading!

Things got extremely weird since I left this thread a few hours ago.

Heh, yeah, that's better than the alternative, classifying people as either human or less-than.

NO TOUCHING

…other countries

That shitbag being on Medicare is one of my favorite/least favorite pieces of trivia about her.

The paradox of believing that healthcare is a human right is that I have to begrudgingly accept that it includes even these pieces of sludge.

Seriously. Can we not get some sort of warning before that monstrosity appears?

Right on, I can dig it.

Wait, did people think I meant ratings- or compensation-wise? I was referring to the quality of the show.

Oh, he meant "on cocaine"!

"The thing is: We ended on such a high. We can’t beat it."


[citation needed]

I enjoy the real-life nominative determinism—what better name for a father figure in denial than Pater-no?

Kids eat free!

Bottom Gun: Iceman?

+ Teri Hatcher

So, I had a hard time getting my head around that phenomenon, as well. That strain of Christian music is bilious. Surprisingly enough, recently I saw an exhibit on sarcophagi in one of the Vatican museums that explains how "Christ the conqueror/King of Kings" iconography took off only after Constantinople's…

My very religious brother-in-law can't bring himself to refer to anyone other than the big guy up there as "lord," so he insists on pronouncing Lorde's name as "Lordie."

My god, I would watch Ehrlich insult Godzilla with one-liners for hours.